“The Gooning Kiwi” Tee – Cult Classic Edition

Meet the legend. What started as an inside joke spiraled into a full-blown cult classic. “The Gooning Kiwi” is our flagship mascot: unhinged, unapologetic, and always tongue out. Printed on a heavyweight, vintage-washed tee built to last through goon sessions, late-night gas station runs, and philosophical lawn debates.

This is the kind of shirt you’ll see in grainy VHS footage 20 years from now, worn by the guy who “was there before it blew up.” Limited drop. Once it’s gone, it’s kiwi history.

Details:

• Premium 6.5 oz heavyweight cotton

• Left chest placement for subtle menace

• Screen-printed graphic with rich color pop

• True-to-size fit with a slightly boxy silhouette

• Made for gooners, by gooners