Cut or Uncut Religious Kiwi Candle

Spiritual guidance. Lawn-altering power. Kiwi-scented revelation.

Light this candle when you seek answers. Featuring the iconic lawnmowing prophet mid-trim, this bootleg-style saint candle asks the only question that matters: “Is it cut… or uncut?”

Wrapped in faux-religious iconography with sacred kiwi energy radiating from every inch, this candle is perfect for altars, dorms, garage gyms, or anywhere that needs holy clarity and unholy vibes.

Details:

• 8” tall glass prayer candle

• Kiwi-scented (obviously)

• High-res wraparound label w/ bootleg saint vibes

• Burns approx. 48–72 hours

• Hand-poured soy wax (vegan, no lawn trimmings)

• Made in small batches — bless your space while supplies last

Warnings:

Do not light during HOA meetings. Side effects may include deep introspection, divine mowing strength, and unsolicited philosophical debates.